Quick Funny

As you know, I work at the movie theater, and today was a particularly busy day. My manager comes into to the box office saying, "Ok guys, listen up." At first I think he's going to make an announcement about something trivial like kids 2 yrs old and under get in free or handicap people do not get free tickets. But instead, this is what he said, "I wish people wouldn't hold in their farts."

Every one froze.

What?!? Did he really just say that. Yes, he did.

He said, "Because then the fart just stays in there and it has no where to go so it travels up their spine and into there brain and then they start having shitty ideas and these ideas spew out their mouths and they stink."

I'm still not quite sure what specific event he was referring to but I do that that I laughed, and still am laughing, about this comment. It was so random. And so funny. Especially coming from slightly over weight a 40 something year old man who works in a middle school. Jeez.

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